Let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel…


Let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel…

Let's do it like they do on the discovery channel…
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39 thoughts on “Let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel…

  1. Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
    Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
    So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts
    Yes, I’m Siskel, yes, I’m Ebert
    And you’re getting two thumbs up
    You’ve had enough of two-hand touch
    You want it rough, you’re out of bounds
    I want you smothered, want you covered
    Like my Waffle House hash browns
    Comin’ quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
    Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
    To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

  2. Love… the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
    Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it.
    Hieroglyphics, let me be ‘pecific, I wanna be down in your south seas
    But I got this notion that the motion of the ocean means Small Craft Advisory
    So if I capsize on your thighs-high tide – B5- you sunk my battleship!
    Just turn me on I’m Mr. Coffee with that automatic drip
    So show me yours, I’ll show you mine- Tool Time! You’ll love it, just like Lyle
    And then we’ll do it Doggystyle so we can both watch X-Files!

  3. Love.. the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket.
    Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it.
    Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas.
    But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
    Means small craft advisory.
    So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship.
    Please turn me on, I’m Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip.
    So show me yours, I’ll show you mine, “Tool Time”
    You’ll Lovett just like Lyle
    And then we’ll do it doggy style
    So we can both watch X-Files.

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